More Overheard in Calgary

New entry:
Chinese guy to Chinese girl in extreme FOB accent: Trans-fats means no fatty acids lah...

- University of Calgary

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Jock #1: Y'know what'd be weird? If you started wearing girls' clothes...
Jock #2: Yeah, that would be weird.

- Mexx in Chinook Mall

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Frat boy #1: Dude, you actually drank it?
Frat boy #2: Yeah, it was sick. All lumpy and shit.
Frat boy #1: And were you sick?
Frat boy #2: Fuck yeah, dumbass! Didn't they make you drink it?
Frat boy #1: Fuck no! I took the piss instead.

- Futureshop on Macleod Trail