Overheard in Calgary

These were all overheard over the last few weeks. I should really go walking/shopping more often...

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Girl 1: I'd take urine in the morning.
Girl 2: I'd take it in the afternoon.
Girl 3: I'd take urine anyday.

- 1st St. & 10th Ave.

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Girl in changing stall: He works at the Bay? He's too dumb to work there. He doesn't even know what a transvestite is.

- Club Monaco at Chinook Mall

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Guy 1: Holy shit, this is half price off!
Guy 2: So that's like, what? 50%?

- Stitches at Chinook Mall

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Blind Date Girl: So what do you do?
Blind Date Guy: I'm in marketing.
Blind Date Girl: What do you mark?

- Sumo Lounge in Eau Claire Market

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Guy on Cellphone: Hello?....This is he....Uh-huh..uh-huh..No, I'm not interested....Yes I'm sure.....No, I'm really not interested.....Mister my wife was suckered by you fucks last month!!

- 1st St. between 8th Ave. & 10th Ave.